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When a bug crawls on someone they start to scream and make funny dance moves.

#2186 (0) - Apr 19, 2011 10:47 PM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (71) - No, I'm not a fan (12)

Pretending to get a friend's joke, and then actually getting it later when the conversation has already moved on.

#2155 (0) - Apr 16, 2011 02:35 PM by Jay - Funny - I agree, I like this too (120) - No, I'm not a fan (3)

When you’re spacing out and you realize you’ve been staring at someone’s crotch.

#2151 (0) - Apr 16, 2011 10:41 AM by haha - Funny - I agree, I like this too (93) - No, I'm not a fan (37)

Realizing you just looked both ways down a one way street.

#2149 (0) - Apr 15, 2011 08:21 PM by Heh. - Funny - I agree, I like this too (119) - No, I'm not a fan (2)

When you’re washing the dishes and a spoon decides to have a water fight with you.

#2142 (0) - Apr 14, 2011 08:50 PM by dee - Funny - I agree, I like this too (86) - No, I'm not a fan (36)

When you catch yourself grooving to the beat of something random, like your turn signal.

#2141 (0) - Apr 14, 2011 12:35 AM by Emy - Funny - I agree, I like this too (105) - No, I'm not a fan (2)

When you’re watching a movie with your parents and you’re old enough to understand all the sexual innuendos but don’t laugh so you won’t raise suspicion.

#2134 (0) - Apr 12, 2011 06:11 PM by Em - Funny - I agree, I like this too (144) - No, I'm not a fan (10)

Realizing how far we’ve come since the “Get off the internet! I need to use the phone!” era.

#2130 (0) - Apr 12, 2011 01:30 PM by Minnie - Funny - I agree, I like this too (132) - No, I'm not a fan (0)

Yelling, “Run Forrest, run!” when you see someone running as fast as they can.

#2127 (0) - Apr 12, 2011 02:32 AM by Joe - Funny - I agree, I like this too (120) - No, I'm not a fan (16)

When you think someone's joking, you laugh, and they look at you and tell you they're serious.

#2126 (0) - Apr 11, 2011 10:34 PM by Brunette - Funny - I agree, I like this too (63) - No, I'm not a fan (32)

That awkward moment when you try to open a public bathroom stall that someone is already occupying.

#2107 (0) - Apr 8, 2011 08:12 AM by DaveG - Funny - I agree, I like this too (62) - No, I'm not a fan (55)

Yelling a friend's name and then pretending it wasn’t you.

#2106 (0) - Apr 8, 2011 08:11 AM by janice - Funny - I agree, I like this too (79) - No, I'm not a fan (11)

Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth.

#2105 (0) - Apr 8, 2011 08:10 AM by anon - Funny - I agree, I like this too (112) - No, I'm not a fan (25)

The moment you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong for a very long time.

#2103 (0) - Apr 7, 2011 11:47 AM by DSL - Funny - I agree, I like this too (133) - No, I'm not a fan (19)

When you think something is hilarious and you’re laughing hysterically, but everyone around you doesn't seem to know why.

#2101 (0) - Apr 7, 2011 02:04 AM by Kayla - Funny - I agree, I like this too (141) - No, I'm not a fan (3)

When you suddenly realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets and pretend you forgot something.

#2100 (0) - Apr 6, 2011 10:13 PM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (149) - No, I'm not a fan (6)

When you find out someone was actually around the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs.

#2099 (0) - Apr 6, 2011 10:02 PM by yikes - Funny - I agree, I like this too (86) - No, I'm not a fan (28)

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