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When someone pocket dials you while their singing at the top of their lungs in the car.

#2201 (0) - Oct 24, 736 01:03 PM by deeds - Funny - I agree, I like this too (55) - No, I'm not a fan (5)

When you accidently open something, like a bag of chips or a box of cereal, upside-down.

#2200 (0) - Oct 24, 4301 01:03 PM by Cm - Funny - I agree, I like this too (44) - No, I'm not a fan (38)

When you're about to fall asleep and suddenly your whole body shakes.

#2198 (0) - Oct 24, 8132 01:03 PM by simplyellie - Funny - I agree, I like this too (57) - No, I'm not a fan (38)

Watching somebody else dance, and then realizing you really weren't that bad after all.

#2190 (0) - Apr 20, 2011 04:04 AM by hoopie - Funny - I agree, I like this too (81) - No, I'm not a fan (4)

When a bug crawls on someone they start to scream and make funny dance moves.

#2186 (0) - Apr 19, 2011 10:47 PM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (74) - No, I'm not a fan (12)

Pretending to get a friend's joke, and then actually getting it later when the conversation has already moved on.

#2155 (0) - Apr 16, 2011 02:35 PM by Jay - Funny - I agree, I like this too (126) - No, I'm not a fan (3)

When you’re spacing out and you realize you’ve been staring at someone’s crotch.

#2151 (0) - Apr 16, 2011 10:41 AM by haha - Funny - I agree, I like this too (96) - No, I'm not a fan (37)

Realizing you just looked both ways down a one way street.

#2149 (0) - Apr 15, 2011 08:21 PM by Heh. - Funny - I agree, I like this too (120) - No, I'm not a fan (2)

When you’re washing the dishes and a spoon decides to have a water fight with you.

#2142 (0) - Apr 14, 2011 08:50 PM by dee - Funny - I agree, I like this too (88) - No, I'm not a fan (36)

When you catch yourself grooving to the beat of something random, like your turn signal.

#2141 (0) - Apr 14, 2011 12:35 AM by Emy - Funny - I agree, I like this too (107) - No, I'm not a fan (2)

When you’re watching a movie with your parents and you’re old enough to understand all the sexual innuendos but don’t laugh so you won’t raise suspicion.

#2134 (0) - Apr 12, 2011 06:11 PM by Em - Funny - I agree, I like this too (148) - No, I'm not a fan (10)

Realizing how far we’ve come since the “Get off the internet! I need to use the phone!” era.

#2130 (0) - Apr 12, 2011 01:30 PM by Minnie - Funny - I agree, I like this too (132) - No, I'm not a fan (0)

Yelling, “Run Forrest, run!” when you see someone running as fast as they can.

#2127 (0) - Oct 24, 9920 01:02 PM by Joe - Funny - I agree, I like this too (124) - No, I'm not a fan (16)

When you think someone's joking, you laugh, and they look at you and tell you they're serious.

#2126 (0) - Oct 24, 5692 01:02 PM by Brunette - Funny - I agree, I like this too (66) - No, I'm not a fan (32)

That awkward moment when you try to open a public bathroom stall that someone is already occupying.

#2107 (0) - Apr 8, 2011 08:12 AM by DaveG - Funny - I agree, I like this too (65) - No, I'm not a fan (55)

Yelling a friend's name and then pretending it wasn’t you.

#2106 (0) - Apr 8, 2011 08:11 AM by janice - Funny - I agree, I like this too (80) - No, I'm not a fan (11)

Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth.

#2105 (0) - Apr 8, 2011 08:10 AM by anon - Funny - I agree, I like this too (114) - No, I'm not a fan (25)

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