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My 4-year-old son just put my mobile phone into "Airplane Mode" and threw it up into the air.

#1813 (0) - Mar 2, 2011 05:07 AM by Cal - Funny - I agree, I like this too (116) - No, I'm not a fan (8)

That funny, awkward moment when you think you’re doing really well at a split-screen, multi-player video game and then you realize you’re looking at your friend’s screen.

#1795 (0) - Feb 28, 2011 05:01 PM by yogy - Funny - I agree, I like this too (156) - No, I'm not a fan (4)

That hilarious and frustrating moment when your chair makes a squeaky farting sound and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make it make the same sound.

#1793 (0) - Feb 28, 2011 01:17 PM by alexis - Funny - I agree, I like this too (103) - No, I'm not a fan (12)

When you catch yourself turning the music down in your car when you're looking for a street sign or address so you can somehow see it better.

#1765 (0) - Feb 26, 2011 12:50 PM by Ana - Funny - I agree, I like this too (145) - No, I'm not a fan (8)

That awkward moment when you’re in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

#1763 (0) - Feb 26, 2011 02:25 AM by woahthere - Funny - I agree, I like this too (150) - No, I'm not a fan (5)

Listening to someone's story and thinking, “This guy is FULL OF IT!”

#1669 (0) - Feb 12, 2011 12:45 AM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (88) - No, I'm not a fan (37)

The humor in watching someone quickly push the pull door.

#1654 (0) - Feb 11, 2011 04:24 PM by pete - Funny - I agree, I like this too (120) - No, I'm not a fan (6)

Our uncontrollable urge to get frustrated and yell aloud at scary movie characters. Like during an intense, creepy scene when main character yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”

#1586 (0) - Feb 3, 2011 10:57 PM by julie - Funny - I agree, I like this too (125) - No, I'm not a fan (15)

When you're texting while lying down on your back and suddenly your phone slips through your hands and attacks your face.

#1575 (0) - Feb 3, 2011 05:07 PM by me - Funny - I agree, I like this too (129) - No, I'm not a fan (68)

Saying, "AWKWARD!" during an awkward silence.

#1563 (0) - Feb 2, 2011 08:29 PM by SweetCheeks - Funny - I agree, I like this too (110) - No, I'm not a fan (43)

Today I was watching a movie alone in my bedroom. My mom walked in just as a sex scene began. “What are you watching?!?!” she asked. “A SHOW THAT WAS INNOCENT BEFORE YOU WALKED IN!!!” I screeched.

#1562 (0) - Feb 2, 2011 08:21 PM by beenbetter - Funny - I agree, I like this too (86) - No, I'm not a fan (36)

Putting your headphones in, then turning your music on and almost being scared to death because it's so loud!

#1559 (0) - Feb 2, 2011 02:05 PM by Jade - Funny - I agree, I like this too (124) - No, I'm not a fan (54)

That weird feeling when you're in the car and you look at someone in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.

#1558 (0) - Feb 2, 2011 12:58 PM by GB - Funny - I agree, I like this too (163) - No, I'm not a fan (27)

Dancing like an idiot in public to embarrass the person you’re with.

#1525 (1) - Jan 28, 2011 12:20 AM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (150) - No, I'm not a fan (22)

When you’re chewing gum and it randomly falls out of your mouth while talking, but you totally get away with it without anyone seeing.

#1513 (0) - Jan 26, 2011 02:55 AM by bebe - Funny - I agree, I like this too (106) - No, I'm not a fan (23)

Scaring a telemarketer out of ever calling you again by asking them what they’re wearing.

#1500 (0) - Jan 23, 2011 06:30 PM by Jay - Funny - I agree, I like this too (101) - No, I'm not a fan (14)

Today my 14-year-old son told me, “I love sleep. My life has a tendency of falling apart when I'm awake.”

#1498 (2) - Jan 23, 2011 05:31 PM by Lizz - Funny - I agree, I like this too (87) - No, I'm not a fan (53)

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