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The frustratingly hilarious way the auto correct function of my iPhone turns all my “f**ks” into “ducks,” thus making all my strongly worded texts seem harmless and adorable.

#1457 (0) - Jan 15, 2011 01:06 AM by wally - Funny - I agree, I like this too (121) - No, I'm not a fan (15)

Today when my teacher said, “Earth has a solid center surrounded by molten layers and a thin crust,” one of my classmates screamed, “Earth sounds delicious!”

#1450 (0) - Jan 14, 2011 12:13 PM by schoolfun - Funny - I agree, I like this too (184) - No, I'm not a fan (4)

That funny moment when you burst out singing and realize someone else is right there.

#1443 (0) - Jan 12, 2011 04:02 PM by loveandlaugh - Funny - I agree, I like this too (169) - No, I'm not a fan (12)

The way everything is five times funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.

#1434 (0) - Jan 11, 2011 06:49 PM by steph - Funny - I agree, I like this too (752) - No, I'm not a fan (9)

Sticking a ball under your shirt and pretending you’re pregnant.

#1433 (0) - Jan 11, 2011 02:04 PM by Haura - Funny - I agree, I like this too (169) - No, I'm not a fan (66)

When goofy drunk people try to convince you they're sober.

#1425 (0) - Jan 11, 2011 12:33 AM by Larry - Funny - I agree, I like this too (171) - No, I'm not a fan (33)

Not finishing a sentence because you’re laughing too hard about the ending.

#1420 (0) - Jan 10, 2011 08:55 PM by SMILEY - Funny - I agree, I like this too (571) - No, I'm not a fan (14)

When friend says something funny in middle of a quiet class and you can't stop laughing.

#1413 (0) - Jan 8, 2011 11:46 PM by TST - Funny - I agree, I like this too (247) - No, I'm not a fan (9)

The goofy look on people’s faces when they first wake up.

#1397 (0) - Jan 6, 2011 11:51 PM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (211) - No, I'm not a fan (9)

The whole process you go through before a big sneeze: “I’m gonna sneeze… no I’m not… oh, maybe I am… ACHOOOOO!”

#1385 (0) - Jan 5, 2011 03:45 PM by stumblefun - Funny - I agree, I like this too (198) - No, I'm not a fan (24)

When a small bug lands on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the mouse cursor.

#1373 (0) - Jan 3, 2011 12:15 AM by MT - Funny - I agree, I like this too (184) - No, I'm not a fan (20)

When the joke isn’t that funny but someone’s laugh is.

#1346 (0) - Dec 30, 2010 03:02 AM by Michell - Funny - I agree, I like this too (476) - No, I'm not a fan (6)

Making someone laugh when they’re drinking.

#1344 (0) - Dec 29, 2010 09:54 PM by Angela - Funny - I agree, I like this too (205) - No, I'm not a fan (14)

Hearing a really good joke.

#1273 (0) - Dec 16, 2010 12:50 AM by clovey - Funny - I agree, I like this too (133) - No, I'm not a fan (3)

The feeling when you wake up and realize it is Saturday.

#1228 (0) - Dec 11, 2010 11:45 PM by Mia - Funny - I agree, I like this too (239) - No, I'm not a fan (8)

Seeing a funny license plate on someone's car.

#1225 (0) - Dec 11, 2010 09:29 AM by Anonymous - Funny - I agree, I like this too (151) - No, I'm not a fan (8)

Shouting out random numbers when someone is counting. :)

#1221 (1) - Dec 10, 2010 10:45 AM by bbe - Funny - I agree, I like this too (193) - No, I'm not a fan (44)

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